I think the American government should stop focusing on dumb stuff like Obamacare and taxes and focus more on the legalization of Kinder Eggs. It’s pretty unfair on how the deliciousness of this sacred egg is banned throughout the united states just for the ‘sake of the children’.
the problem with rich people is that i am not one
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed
Gerard Way BEING ADORABLE WITH A SMALL CHILD.
marks snapchat stories being the best things in the world
PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.
Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH